i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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