Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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