I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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