Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Everyone says I win the strip club
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Randomize
