did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
so explain again why im purple
no
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
so much tequila, so little girl.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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