She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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