fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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