Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
They took my balls.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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