Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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