There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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