Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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