i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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