Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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