this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
