I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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