Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
