i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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