hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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