You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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