I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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