i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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