i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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