i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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