are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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