i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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