why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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