It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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