I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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