: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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