So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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