I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
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