I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I think I sprained my soul last night
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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