Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Can you bring me the toilet please
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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