So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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