New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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