She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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