I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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