I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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