Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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