haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
