I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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