Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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