member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
