Don't you send me to vm
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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