hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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