I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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