You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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