This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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