he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
did you just send me my own nude
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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