Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
