I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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