i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Randomize