I love black thongs
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Did you just see the Batmobile???
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
