I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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