i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Shame - the story of my life.
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