If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
