I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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