I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
