Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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